Failed Abortion

Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh

Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud

by McGlynnEvan December 20, 2019

Abort

A method of removing yourself from an uncomfortable situation with a crazy girl

Homie Leeanna was nuts so I decided to abort and get on out o’there

by Jankyb November 4, 2018

Aborigine teapot

Is a sexual act between a man and a women. the male participant must lower his testicles in to the females mouth while simultaneously drawing a painting on the wall\ceiling with his own feces.

"put the Aborigine teapot on, Im on my way round"

"its cold outside better put the Aborigine teapot on"

by Lengmanfresh January 28, 2019

Whore's abortion

Originating in Ireland, this is highly offensive.
Being called a whore's abortion, means you are as worthless as a prostitute's aborted baby.
Which is pretty worthless. Can also be pronounced as "Hoor's abortion"

"Jesus Jimmy, no need to ride the cat, you dirty rotten whore's abortion."
Or
"You're as worthless as a whore's abortion."

by Zimmerframe75 October 11, 2011

Aborting the Food Baby

When one consumes a large meal, the meal expands the stomach, creating what is termed "the food baby." When one vomits they are in fact aborting their food baby, which, by default, puts bulimia awareness on the pro-life agenda.

Angela is in the bathroom aborting the food baby because of her self-esteem issues.

by toopher2000 January 18, 2009

abortion stork

The stork that takes away unwanted babies. Can also be used metaphorically to describe any number of circumstances where undesirable results need to be dealt with.

"Tom just told me that he had a condom break last night during some rough riding!!! I told him that his lady friend is gonna be getting a visit from the abortion stork if she doesn’t hurry up and get Plan-B"

"Some landscape guys just dumped a huge pile of dirt in front of my house! They better abortion stork that shit out of there before I go postal"

by romeojul March 13, 2010

Allahu Akbar

(verb) To make something explode. When you hear it you better take cover or run.

"Allahu akbar!"
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, kaboooom!

by chinadude October 2, 2018