alabama lie detector

A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.

"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"

by sfy January 6, 2008

Alabama Special

Mother/Son or Mother-in-law/Son-in-law getting a lapdance from a stripper at the same time, by the same stripper.

Man, I went to the strip club with my in-law and we got a Alabama Special.

by Pat239 May 14, 2008

Alabama Fly Swatter

When a man squeezes his scrotem so his testicles bulge (also known as a brain) and another person ( male or female ) pulls a suprise attack an flicks it.

My balls were numb after hogarth gave me an Alabama fly swatter.

by jaybell1945 November 19, 2010

alabama’d

Getting an invite to participate in an event, on no merit other than branding

Although their football resume had a loss and did not play in their conference championship, they Alabama’d their way to the CFB over more qualifying teams because of their brand.

The popular girl in school Alabama’d her way to receiving an A by having an affair with her teacher.

by UCF_Twitter_Mafia March 24, 2018

Alabama Barn Slammer

the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly

Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.

by Sethsucks December 7, 2009

Alabama High-Test

Sweet stinky weed grown mostly by hicks in the backwoods of Alabama.

I got a pound of Alabama High-Test that I'm trying to get to Tennessee.

by Ketch13 February 19, 2009

alabama firefighter

The act of lighting your partners pubic hair on fire, then ejactulating to put it out. Much like a firefighter would a house ablaze.

"Man Dylan, she's still complaining about her 3rd degree burns. I couldn't cum fast enough. That alabama firefighter can really sneak up on a guy"

by Double D Productions March 29, 2008