When a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the penis and scrotum contract leaving one less endowed
John: "Man your penis is looking a bit small"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"
by MF.AC February 20, 2015

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.
by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

The act of giving someone a wet willy while you have strep throat. Quite frowned upon due to the contagious nature of strep throat.
by dudeguybroman September 17, 2011

"Wow dude those kicks are really fly and hip and swagger."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."
by WilbertWonkerberry May 22, 2023

by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
by J I Z Z L E March 16, 2009

The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.
I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
by King Ninja March 3, 2004
