Grease Muff

When someone (usually a man) with regularly sick flow is suffering from a combination a puffy bed-head hair and greasy hair. Can only be remedied by water and shampoo.

Todd: Dude, nice grease muff

Jim: Yeah, haven't showered yet today

Todd: That's dirty...

by SickFloJoe December 7, 2009

Muff Tingler

A small beard covering only the chin.

Paul didn't want a full beard, so grew a muff tingler instead.

by trollson November 12, 2008

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 August 28, 2008

muff brush

A small antique brush used to keep a lady's hand warmer (qv muff) presentable.

"Every well dressed woman at the end of the nineteenth century would have had a muff, to keep her hands warm in during the winter, and she'd have used her muff brush to give her little muff a little dusting over." Tim Wonnacott, BBC Bargain Hunt, Series 26 Episode 8 Derby, 19 May 2010.

by Mustn't Grumble May 30, 2011

Furry Muff

Furry Muff= Fair Enough

say when something is ok or 'alright'!

Dude1- what a night, i partied like a little demonic party thing!!

Dude2- Furry Muff!

by Hairy McDude January 8, 2004

beaver muff

An overgrowth of hair on a womens vagina.

I was ignorant on eating Jamie out yesterday after I had noticed her beaver muff.

by nevsky September 12, 2006

mummy muff

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

by E. B. MacNaughton December 10, 2007