Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.
by 123890567 June 25, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.A VERY confusing person. He will always send mixed signals. He doesn’t care about anything except for his phone and MAYBE his girlfriend. If you meet a Kyle try to be funny they love humour. Kyle’s are fun to be around but don’t get on their bad side because they will fuck up your life.
by Atamdowneneis July 21, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Can be used as an adjective or noun. Kyles use the word “tatted” and drinks way too much Monster. They might vape frequently and blow ridiculous clouds of smoke that smell like bad breath with a hint of some fruit . Most, but not all Kyles, own a Honda Civic. Many Kyles participate in recreational drug use. Kyles are sometimes referred to as “douche bags” or “tools”. They usually wear trucker hats/beanies and sagging pants.
by Victor Devito July 31, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is an extremely annoying fucker but he gets a lot of girls but he also can’t spell for shit he likes to get his balls tickled but only on Saturday cause he has boxing on Fridays he usually has a best friend called Zach but his best friend is the only thing good about him
by Fortnite kid 13644 December 13, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.A kid who wore colorful Osiris shoes and drank monster religiously and wore Cookie Monster flat caps back in 2009
Person 1: woah dude you have Osiris shoes in your closet
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle
by That Nig with tha Jordan 1s April 26, 2019
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Get the kyle mug.Kyle is a boy who when you first fall in love with you can’t ever unlove them. They have probably gone through to many girls to count with their amazing looks and funny personality. There freckles are a distinct feature of themselves (usually) and there eyes to. If you have a Kyle as your bestfriend then your lucky to have them. A Kyle, yes may not be the fastest responding to your messages or the first to pick up the phone but will always have your back
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