callum aitken

euphemism for the word 'cunt'. In football, must be punished with a red card.

Wow, you're such a Callum Aitken

by BlazeOfGloredcard September 8, 2017

callum penn

A man in the who is smart, gentleman-like and always has amazing hair. He is kind and so funny, always puttting a smile on your face and is very sexy and amazing in bed. Your lucky if you know a callum penn and if he's yours he'll treat you like a queen and your are a lucky person but make sure you call him Cal

Callum Penn is fit

by Crex6 May 5, 2018

callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

Callum Haughey

Famous and rich tiktok creator who somehow didn't know miranda sings existed although they share the same iconic red lipstick.
He is the arch nemesis of iconicmoments and constantly shouts memorable quotes like
"Ya what hunt? I'm Chan'elle!"
They have an incredible boyfriend called Dylan, who appears on the social media every so often in vlogs of their dates and in his lives.
Callum has an art GCSE which is used to sell paintings for 7 figures every week.

"Did you heat about Callum Haughey?"

"Yes, apparently he doesn't know many famous people or musicals!"

by Becky Slay Queen January 30, 2023

Callum pond

Callum pond is a fat cunt who is in NkC

Callum pond chills in NKc

by crazyDyde7272 January 12, 2023

Callum marshall

Proper hot piffting has a huge horses cock definitely over 10 inch’s

Person 1 : who’s that ?
Person 2 : that’s callum the kid with a huge horse cock

Person 1 : wow it dragging on the floor

Look it’s callum marshall

by Mullac November 22, 2021

Callum Johnson

A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.

Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.

by Paulas chebs July 20, 2021