Bad at bowling

Men are either good at bowling, or good at eating pussy. There's no in between.

I hope he's bad at bowling

by StyledArt December 11, 2021

bowl on head

A demand made by internet voyeurs for a person on a webcam to place a bowl on their head.

chester_bowls:BOWL ON HEAD
sxy_grrl: im not puting a bowl on my head
chester_bowls:BOWL ON HEAD BOWL ON HEAD
sxy_grrl has left the chat.

by chester_bowls June 8, 2007

Joel Bowl

A sack, and or bowl of Marijuana that isn't enough to be sold for five dollars. It typically ranges in size the smallest being one hit, and the majority being five hits. When around a group of friends of five or less a Joel Bowl will go around once if lucky. A friend earns the name by being a habitual offender of such cases. They will match you less of what you put in. BEWARE OF THAT FRIEND

"-Yo, Joel! Want to match?
--Yeah but i only have a bowl!
*pulls out tiny nug*
-Get out of here with that Joel Bowl!"

by LandoOnTop December 5, 2012

Bowl Job

The act of getting a blowjob while simultaneously hitting a bowl.

Last night my girl came through with the sweetest nugget and gave me a bowl job... I think she's the one.

by Horny Maker September 6, 2010

splatter the bowl

A loud explosion of feces that litterally blows out your ass, sending small drops of liquid poop all over the inside of the toilet bowl.

After the double cappucino, I ran to the bathroom and did a "splatter the bowl" in my friends toilet.

by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004

Corn Bowl

Eating copious amounts of kernel corn whole, avoid chewing, so that you ultimately defecate a massive, floating load of corn kernels into the toilet. You must leave the bowl unflushed for the admiration of others. Makes an ideal gift at a housewarming or other parties.

I can't wait for John's party. I've been eating corn since last night. I'm cooking up one hell of a corn bowl to leave behind.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

scar the bowl

phrase used when doing #2 and leaving a trail of poo on inside of the toilet bowl despite several flushes

"Man, do you smell that; did you scar the bowl too?"

by lisagirl April 8, 2003