Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

zoot

another word for vape

look at her tootin that zoot

by jimbobamole69 December 8, 2019

Zooted

when you're so fucking high that your eyes are red and shit

Person 1: i'm Zooted as shit
Person 2: smokin' that puff-puff I see.

by Urban 69er June 2, 2024

Zooted

When someone is sleep or drunk or high

Dude look at that girl over there she can barely stand up she must be zooted

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

Zooting

The act of smoking marijuana whilst masturbating.

Zach! Zach! Are you Zooting or Edging?

by MrHe May 12, 2024

zooted on the booch

Chas’s version of “being high”

Me: “hey Chas how much did you smoke”
Chas: “idk man but I’m zooted on the booch

by Yaboimahammed77249/2 June 7, 2023

Zooted

Ridiculously tired from lack of sleep.

I only slept 3 hours last night, it got me so zooted…

by JdPham07 September 20, 2023