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zach

arrogant and doesn't know when to shut his mouth. there is no way to date him on a long term because he likes to play girls. there isn't a boy out there worse than zach. when meeting them, make sure they keep their eyes on your face and nowhere else... zach's can be funny and sweet but all around bratty and annoying. and for some reason he always gets girls to date him more than once and fall for him.
zach broke up with me, again.
by yo-momma- March 16, 2019
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zach

zach is a beta bitch. that’s all i have to say 😌
by jennathealpha October 13, 2020
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Zach

A kid who don't care about your feelings or you if you do him wrong he don't like fake people he stays low he only likes few he don't like people in school except few he can be cool but if u don't like him he don't care about what you think he stays to his self
Zach don't care about you.
by Stxckup November 28, 2017
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Zach

Zach the gayest person I know but somehow has a girlfriend. Gets extremely butthurt when you spell his name with a h. He's a sweat on the dumbest subjects school but is a dumbass he doesn't do math. Zach is a faggot constantly touches boys and talks about seggs. is a loser weeb who watches anime but not ripped so cant defend himself for being a weeb. Zach is also on edge of being a e boy as he's a skater kid that wears chains from Bunnings on his jeans and when he wears shorts you wanna die.
Zach touched me again
by dghmjhk,.mkhggdfsfghjk,jhgfdsd February 24, 2022
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Zach

A pissy little bitch who gets upset when he doesn't get what he wants, also he's very gay who has a measly bodycount of 1
"Oh look at that cunt what a pussy"
"I know right, looks like zach"
by @therealharoldhegarty June 3, 2019
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Zach

A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you
He is such a Zach!
by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019
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Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.
by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019
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