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Zach

1) Has a big dick, able to get ladies just by saying "What's good slatterinos".
"God, Zach is so hot, right Michelle?"
by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 21, 2021
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Zach

Zach is a really big jackass with no friends and really big man titties. he looks like a very fat hippie and can be very annoying. nobody likes him and if he says he has a girlfriend, dont believe him because he is dating his mother.
Zach~*pretends he knows how to dance*

Sydney.B~ He looks like a fat hippie
by DumboWumbo December 5, 2019
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Zach

Dude...why are you being so Zach?”
by dangdevin July 30, 2018
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zach

A nice, kind caring guy, he can easily punch someone and knock them out but never would hit a girl. He is caring, sweet and easy to fall for. He has a kind personality and worries if someone is mad at him and doesn't like to have drama. he's very sweet and caring but also very independent. He likes to stay in shape and has an amazing smile. His brown eyes and hair are to die for.
Zach is perfect for me!
by MashaToka December 15, 2018
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Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019
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Zach

by Fuckubitch January 17, 2020
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Zach

A pissy little bitch who gets upset when he doesn't get what he wants, also he's very gay who has a measly bodycount of 1
"Oh look at that cunt what a pussy"
"I know right, looks like zach"
by @therealharoldhegarty June 3, 2019
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