Smuggling Wookies

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile.

Oh snap! Somebody call Han Solo, that girl be smuggling wookies!

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

pussy wookie

An oversized and misshapen clitoris or labia that most likely resulted from an unfortunate vibrator accident or an unsuccessful inbreeding with a moose. Mostly found on hairy beasts.

My trailer park is filled with pussy wookies. Chewbacca's natural enemy is the pussy wookie.

by Animal frogged December 2, 2014

Slumber Wookie

When you shave your pubes and assault a sleeping person by placing them all over said persons face.

Dave got totally slumber wookied lastnight.

by Pannus E Rectus October 16, 2010

Wookie snatch

Wookie snatch: a hairy, large woman’s typically unfresh and unkept vagina.

I’m guessing he isn’t sticking it anywhere fresh; last I heard, Its hole of choice was Wookie Snatch.

by GggggggDdddd May 25, 2018

stuttering wookie

noun To place the end of a didgeridoo between a woman's legs on her vagina and blow really hard.

April forgot her name when her boyfriend gave her a stuttering wookie

by sephcathcass January 6, 2010

Riding Wookie

The term used to describe someone who has to sit in the trunk of a car because all other seats are full.

Person 1: Hey, do can you give me a ride?

Person 2: Sure, but everybody took up all the seats.

Person 1: Looks like I'm riding wookie then.

by TW0215 April 4, 2010

wookie dander

Comes from wookie and dander, meaning a sarcastic, lifeless idiot.

Man, that wookie dander over there is telling me I have really big feet, although he doesn't have any.

by cityclass March 20, 2005