Woody

A guy who can destroy toilet seats with his own planet sized ass

guy 1:Woah dude this toilet seat is broken

guy 2:it must have been woody

by A British boi February 25, 2020

Woody

An average guy that is attractive and rails all his frenimies women because they can't resist. And he senses the so called friends are fake as fuck.

Mike sure gave Jack a hard time last week at work jim... its all good Jack's a woody he'll laugh it off with Mike's woman nadia when he leaves town again, she can't help herself around jack .

by Taker of shit 6969 February 29, 2020

Woody

The best ever contestant in BFDI, and other object shows. A piece of balsa wood, the best one i forgot to mention. He is very epic, and deserves to win BFB

Announcer: Spongy.
Woody: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Announcer: Is eliminated with 6 votes.
Woody: ah.

by kopekope March 16, 2020

Woody

Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.

Woody: You are a toy!
Buzz: I am a space ranger!
Woody: You are a fucking toy!
Buzz: Shut the hell up!

by DOGMAN_5676 May 26, 2020

Woody Woo

A random noise, when used effectively makes your argument 10x better. Used when you're out of options. Borderline autistic, but we move.

for example; WOODY BEN CAN'T WALK WOOOO

Woody woo defined woo

by GG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ September 2, 2020

Woody

A radio DJ who thinks he's funny but just makes lame jokes and acts as a total douchebag

"Joe was trying out on a radio show yesterday but he ended up pulling a Woody and got cut short."

by Load of Barney October 2, 2017

spark a woody

Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.

Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear

by RottenPoop October 20, 2017