Windows 8

The only Windows operating system that is both less capable than Vista and Mac OS X. It "runs" better than many other versions of Windows, which was achieved by removing the capability of using applications.

After a fan threatened to say the name "Steve Jobs", Bill Gates released Windows 8.1, which restored the ability to download apps and the Desktop, although apps still did not actually do anything)

There is a legend that more information about this operating system may be located under Bill Gates' solid gold toilet in Redmond, but no one remembers any of this information.

Person 1: My Windows 2-in-1 runs Windows 8!
Person 2: What does it do?
Person 1: It shows pretty icons!
Person 2: YOU ************* ******** ******* ******* REPUBLICAN ******** *** ******** ************** IDIOT ********* **** ************** HIPPO-******** ***** *********** MINION! WHY ARE YOU SO GULLIBLE!!!!!
Linux User: Both of you are idiots. And by the way, I just stole your SSID, credit card, driver's license, and passport.

by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016

Winfooled

Fans who believe in Microsoft and Windows Mobile succeeding when in fact its already dead

That lad was totally winfooled again when microsoft yet again decided to shut down a service

by JIRELAND April 21, 2017

Window hop

To sneak out of your house at night by hopping out of your window behind your parents back

Let’s go on a window hop tonight

by Skippy the snake November 20, 2017

Window ledge

A different way of calling someone a legend.
When they are so legendary they can be called a window ledge.

“Isn’t Alex such a cool guy”
“Yeah he’s a true window ledge”

by Lozzie October 20, 2018

windometer

Plain and simple: an anemometer.
An anemometer is an instrument used for measuring wind speed.

Winds were clocked with my stupid sodding "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) as being variable to 3.60mph (4.36kph) at the surface.

by Telephony May 25, 2019

windows fanboy

who likes to being robbed his/her privacy by Microsoft. they feel horny to being stolen their privacy.

only path left to them is to become slut of their master, Satya Nadella.

Satya's big c*ck is satisfying windows fanboy's secret hole.

by RTaD6502 June 22, 2021

Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure

Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.

by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022