Windsor Locks

A town full of ratchet hoes. Only known for the airport, but it is still 4787689653 times better than Suffield because they suck.

"Oh you live in Windsor Locks?"
"Yes we're ratchet but I'm so thankful I don't live in suffield."

by ratchettt247 April 8, 2013

arabian sun goggles on a windy day

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.

Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

by Dr. Mexico September 3, 2008

Anal Winds

A series of farts so powerful that they have the ability to create their own air current.

Those fiber granola bars are gonna cause some serious anal winds up in dis bitch.

"People say the tornado in Oklahoma was caused by Rosie O'Donnell's anal winds!"

by Blender Fuck December 27, 2008

Windsor Woods

A neighborhood in Virginia Beach Virginia. Known for the dopest chicks, most rowdy dudes and the kushiest of kush. Not far from the Oceanfront, not far from "Downtown" -- right where it needs to be. Pharrell lived in this hood... enough
said. Simply lay your middle finger over your ring finger and and send your fore and pinky fingers to the coasts... if it looks like a W -- you've done it. Windsor Woods baby.

Olivia: Do you know Lori ?
Dave: Yes, she is from Windsor Woods

by B Donna September 25, 2008

windy as a two-headed queer

1. Used to describe especially windy conditions. Compares high wind speeds to the perceived, or stereotypical, talkativeness of a male homosexual. Times two. Offensive to some homosexuals without a sense of humor.

Jay: How is the weather there?"
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

Santa Anus Winds

What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.

-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.

by Bum Stigity Bum November 29, 2010

windy poo

to relieve ones self of excess methane in the digestive system

i windy pooed on your dads face.

by neil June 5, 2003