The most successful scam perpetrated to laser enthusiasts,but especially commoners who wet their pants when they see a laser burn something.
The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.
All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.
Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.
The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.
Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.
All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.
Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.
The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.
Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
Johnny: I just dropped my entire paycheck on this sweet Pulsar dude!
Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*
Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.
Telight: Its a quality laser
Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*
3 seconds later...
Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*
Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.
Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*
Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.
Telight: Its a quality laser
Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*
3 seconds later...
Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*
Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.
Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
by TeLight April 26, 2009
Get the Wicked Lasers mug.He criticized his friend for where he would dip his wick, but being no stranger to wickdippery, he had little room to talk.
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Male slang for sexual intercourse, where "wick" (as in candle-wick) is symbolic for penis, and "dipped" or "dip" symbolizes the in-and-out motion of sexual intercourse.
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example of wick dipped, get my:
Anxious Sergeant, holding phone: "I have to tell him where the Captain is. Where's the Captain?"
Corporal: "The Captain's getting his wick dipped."
Sergeant, on phone: "Sir, the Captain is getting his wick dipped."
(slight paraphrase from movie THREE KINGS.)
example of wick dipped, get my:
Anxious Sergeant, holding phone: "I have to tell him where the Captain is. Where's the Captain?"
Corporal: "The Captain's getting his wick dipped."
Sergeant, on phone: "Sir, the Captain is getting his wick dipped."
(slight paraphrase from movie THREE KINGS.)
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
Get the wick dipped, get my mug.by Shan2008 May 8, 2008
Get the wicked sick kicks mug.can be inhaled to get high;a spray that is not as good as febreze..smell and effect wise air wick is beter for inhaling.
person one:i got air wick!
person two:febreze is way better.
person one:i know that,i'm inhaling this.
person two:stupid wick-head.
person two:febreze is way better.
person one:i know that,i'm inhaling this.
person two:stupid wick-head.
by Hello I Am Adolf. March 22, 2008
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Get the wickerbill mug.A term whose origins date back to the founding of Byfield, MA, "D'wicked" combines the words "dude" and "wicked" into one supreme word enhancer. most commonly spoken by adolencent males from the Byfield area or anyone with a tendancy to smoke doughnuts and/or climb water towers (or "waddah towahs" in the native dialect.)
"Dude, did you see da spoila on dat civic dude? it was d'wicked sweet!"
"Dude, wuz da movie sweet, dude?"
"D'wicked."
"Dude, wuz da movie sweet, dude?"
"D'wicked."
by tony BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!! December 4, 2004
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