How to win at life you ask? Metaphysically very possible!!!! Just welcome HDMI into your life. Just become homeless and start taking drugs. and be mentally ill. Et voilà it's done. You won at life.
by Sexydimma December 30, 2021
Get the How to win at life mug.1) Nothing beats a raw abundance of natural resources; not intelligence, not sophistication; not will-to-win; not experience.
2) Men will always choose base sensuality over other character traits.
3) In improtu beauty contests - as might be conducted at nifht club or bar - only women with larger than average breasts have a serious chance at winning.
2) Men will always choose base sensuality over other character traits.
3) In improtu beauty contests - as might be conducted at nifht club or bar - only women with larger than average breasts have a serious chance at winning.
Distracted by the conviction that Northerners were awkward city boys the Confederacy forgot that the Umion had more men, more steel and more gunpowder; and that big tits always win.
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Get the In it to win it mug.When an action is done that is so mind boggling Win, one must stand off to the side, and give a round of applause. Most common when someone completes a task at over NINE THOOOOOOUUUSSSAAAAND!
Jack: Hey, I need you to hack the CIA.
Mila: Alright!
**FIVE HOURS LATER**
Mila: Well, I did it...
Jack: Good, good, what did you do to them?
Mila: I actually hacked the Chinese so they would think that the CIA hacked them. Thus causing a third world war.
Jack: You miss, are made of Win. I applaud you.
Mila: Alright!
**FIVE HOURS LATER**
Mila: Well, I did it...
Jack: Good, good, what did you do to them?
Mila: I actually hacked the Chinese so they would think that the CIA hacked them. Thus causing a third world war.
Jack: You miss, are made of Win. I applaud you.
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It means, . . .I win!
When somebody scores that ultimate point at the end of a game, sporting match by in, tournaments, cat & mouse relationship sarcasms without a good comeback, wagers, debates, ect.
Eric: I don't know anything about that website!
Bryan: You didn't ask me!
It means, . . .I win!
When somebody scores that ultimate point at the end of a game, sporting match by in, tournaments, cat & mouse relationship sarcasms without a good comeback, wagers, debates, ect.
Eric: I don't know anything about that website!
Bryan: You didn't ask me!
Kelly: You're all making crying game statements and technically, if a guy is misrepresenting, misinforming or misleading his spouse or friends in any way, you are aware and a part of the harms and wayside that causes life. You know, . . .what's the filter word these days? Right....Drama! Don't even! I Win!
Eric: Kelly, I swear to you, I wouldn't do something like this!
Kelly: OH BRYAN,...Would you mind telling the people standing for the lines, ...I Win! Faithfully means more than just who's bed you lie in! And, Jon said, "don't trust Jim," either!
Bryan:(knows she's right)
Eric: Fuck man, . . .this? Why? She's your friend AND your boy messed up!She said stop! I said stop talking about her, love her and this is childishly dramatic!
Kelly: I still win!
E&B: Kelly, shut up!
Kelly: Winners, . . .aren't we all? Ladies, I can't belive you helped these asses do this! Quit being fascinated, facilities, suckers! Look, look, I can type those sounds together. I just can't say them very well any more! Moreover, Jon's still turkeydick & I would have whomped that tag @ the release! Care to wager a video ass whooping on that shut up?
Ms.turyJ: Why didn't you?
Kelly: Haven't you herd? That amount of dumbass leaves a lingering effective on imprinters! I can't be smelling like smelter & dumbass. I can smell like fucken all day! But dumbass and smelter. . .IDK!
E&B: WHAT? That's messed up!
Kelly: Instinctual karmic climax. So is this! Ergo. . .I still win, we still win! Suck It!!!
Eric: Kelly, I swear to you, I wouldn't do something like this!
Kelly: OH BRYAN,...Would you mind telling the people standing for the lines, ...I Win! Faithfully means more than just who's bed you lie in! And, Jon said, "don't trust Jim," either!
Bryan:(knows she's right)
Eric: Fuck man, . . .this? Why? She's your friend AND your boy messed up!She said stop! I said stop talking about her, love her and this is childishly dramatic!
Kelly: I still win!
E&B: Kelly, shut up!
Kelly: Winners, . . .aren't we all? Ladies, I can't belive you helped these asses do this! Quit being fascinated, facilities, suckers! Look, look, I can type those sounds together. I just can't say them very well any more! Moreover, Jon's still turkeydick & I would have whomped that tag @ the release! Care to wager a video ass whooping on that shut up?
Ms.turyJ: Why didn't you?
Kelly: Haven't you herd? That amount of dumbass leaves a lingering effective on imprinters! I can't be smelling like smelter & dumbass. I can smell like fucken all day! But dumbass and smelter. . .IDK!
E&B: WHAT? That's messed up!
Kelly: Instinctual karmic climax. So is this! Ergo. . .I still win, we still win! Suck It!!!
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