Willy Wonkered

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

sports willy

When a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the penis and scrotum contract leaving one less endowed

John: "Man your penis is looking a bit small"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"

by MF.AC February 20, 2015

Strep Willy

The act of giving someone a wet willy while you have strep throat. Quite frowned upon due to the contagious nature of strep throat.

Jim:OH NO!!
Dave:What?
Jim:That kid just gave me a strep willy
Dave:Aww that sucks. Good luck

by dudeguybroman September 17, 2011

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Snotty willy

When you have a cold, and you're having a wee, and you look down and runny snot has dripped on to your willy - you have a snotty willy.

That dudes cold is that bad that he's got snotty willy.

by Jembleweasle August 28, 2021

crusty willie

To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.

Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.

by J I Z Z L E March 16, 2009

Wesley Willis

The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.

I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

by King Ninja March 3, 2004