by Debo Mofo December 28, 2005
Get the shankmug. A combination of the two most pleasurable feelings. A good shit. And a good wank.
A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.
A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.
I saved time this morning by having a shank.
"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"
"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"
"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"
"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"
by thecurlybrothers August 4, 2008
Get the Shankmug. by Damis January 14, 2003
Get the shankmug. Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."
Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015
Get the Shank's Lawmug. by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
Get the Shank spankingmug. Combination of rage and shanked.
1. One of the many derivatives of owned.
2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
1. One of the many derivatives of owned.
2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
by Kageh February 8, 2005
Get the rage shankedmug. tetra - A combining form or prefix signifying four</small>
Tetra-shank - to stab, or "shank", someone with four combined objects
Tetra-shank - to stab, or "shank", someone with four combined objects
Roy: *tetra-shank*
Ben: you just tetra-shanked me with 4 brightly colored pencils - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh....
Ben: you just tetra-shanked me with 4 brightly colored pencils - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh....
by Andy the Mexican Candy February 20, 2009
Get the Tetra-shankmug.