Whatever!

A word that many people- (me included, I hasten to add), often try and hide behind, in order to pretend that they couldn't care less about someone or something, when in reality, it's absolutely tearing them apart inside, because they care a lot more than they wish they did and a hell of a lot more than they're willing to admit that they care. This word's often said while fighting back the tears with all the bloody strength you can possibly muster, in my humble experience.

Girl one: "Aww, babe! I'm so sorry you and Ben broke up last night."

Girl two: "Whatever!"

by Joe_Schmuck October 22, 2017

whatever

Used in denial of a fact.

Me: I can hear you in my head saying that in your cute chola accent.
Her: Chola accent?? Lol what the fuckity fuck?
Me: Oh yeah - you got it.
Her: Whatever.

by Emily lover August 29, 2007

But Whatever

What u say when ur low key pissed and don’t want to show it.

I’m just saying u took the last pizza roll but whatever

by Lemonoodles May 23, 2018

whatever tingles your jingles

similar to whatever floats your boat, "whatever tingles your jingles" is usually said to a male.

Person A - "I'm going to drop a deuce in your bathroom dude."
Person B - "Whatever tingles your jingles, dude."

by Eric Wickes November 9, 2008

whatever floats your boat

(Idiom) What you do is your choice

You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004

Whatever It Takes

Term used to described that of a volunteer fire department member on a rescue company. The member enjoys the company of plus sized women and a fine cigar. Remnants of used feline sanitary grit, kitty litter, is often found on his person.

Hey man did you see that Whatever It Takes with that Creeper? The glare from his bald spot blinded my sight from the oompa loompa looking thing he was talking to.

by The Rza, The Gza February 18, 2010

whatever

noun. anything that captures a teenage males attention span. i.e. gaming, hanging, chilling, etc. primarily consists of oneself sitting around on their ass eating anything and doing absolutely nothing

"sup?"
"nm, just doing whatever"

by theCanadianWerewolf December 22, 2007