The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

John attended a wedding every weekend during The Wedding Year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.

by DearUniverse June 13, 2016

newcastle wedding

An especially bloody fight, usually between two extremely drunk men in an alley.

Those guys went and had a Newcastle wedding.

by revolution2424 May 26, 2016

cock welding

When one man inserts his cock into another man's ass while a third man places a bead of cum around the rectum

While tyler and joey where buttfucking the other night devan gave them a good cock welding

by Cockwelder January 10, 2019

Rush Wedding

Compound Noun
1. A wedding held ahead of the pre-planned wedding date to allow said couples to co-habitat together in the same bubble during a pandemic. Usually small in number in attendance due to crowd restrictions and held at home.

Origin:
First occurance on the 17th of March 2020 while Andrew and Victoria Rush were wed in their backyard before going into lockdown due to Covid-19. Andrew’s brother Daniel coined the term “Rush Wedding” from the mere irony of their last name and the spontaneity to have the wedding a month sooner.

Andrew and Victoria had a Rush Wedding before they could move in together.

by Mt Rushmore April 29, 2020

Millinocket wedding

Noun. An seemingly joyous event, carelessly planned, that results in the death of people that did not participate in the event.

Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.

by Kramer719 October 8, 2020

covid wedding constipation

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.

I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!

by Tommyttt August 9, 2022

The wedding special

It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.

Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”

by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022