Weasel Brow

Extremely hairy eyebrows that should be waxed ASAP.

"I was supposed to go on a date with Carson but I have some major Weasel Brow and have to get a wax first."

by White Cheddah February 3, 2010

Sleepy weasel

The act of pretending to be drunk/sleepy in order to put your face in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

Those girls were being some sleepy weasels last night.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

flying weasel

When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.

Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick

by Bac1101110111 December 27, 2013

Pop weasel

The emotion of surprise

"ohmygawd! That party was such a pop weasel!"

by Leslie Coot February 18, 2009

Horny Weasel

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut

Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit

by ChaosMates June 20, 2022

Jukebox-Weasel

A creepy person who often sings quietly in the background or trys to join in group singing when they're not really in the group.

"what was she saying when she was stood behind us?"
"i dont know i think she was singing,"
"Omg what a jukebox-weasel."

by mongchariotforhire July 31, 2009

Snatch Weasel

An individual who hunts down pussy constantly. Displaying behavior similiar to the cartoon weasel in Bugs Bunny cartoons. One who only concern is to fill the gap of some poor unsuspecting victim at any cost.

Look at Leo, that fuckin snatch weasel, he's been hitting on that same drunk bitch all night just waiting for her to pass out.

by Beaner0731 March 26, 2011