Gym Weasel

A good looking, well presented male who attends the gym to primarily meet females with the intention of sleeping with them.

Check out that Gym Weasel over there greasing up all the hot chicks

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

flying weasel

When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.

Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick

by Bac1101110111 December 27, 2013

Horny Weasel

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut

Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit

by ChaosMates June 20, 2022

Pop weasel

The emotion of surprise

"ohmygawd! That party was such a pop weasel!"

by Leslie Coot February 18, 2009

Head weasels

Thoughts related from stress etc, which stop you from doing things. Named for the annoying scratching at the back of the mind.

"My head weasels are playing up, so I wont be at the gig tonight."

by Glitch23 October 20, 2013

Sleepy weasel

The act of pretending to be drunk/sleepy in order to put your face in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

Those girls were being some sleepy weasels last night.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

Weasel Mouse

A game which involves a weasel and a mouse in which the mouse is on a tether and the weasel must jump to catch the mouse. Extra points for high jumps.

I was playing Weasel Mouse and got the weasel to jump about three feet in the air!

by alexb5 May 17, 2022