A group of middle aged men, trying there utmost not to have a mid life crisis. They think they own the road. They seem to think they look cool. When in actual fact they’re simply an ‘Audi Wanker’.
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by Kel-Kel :) August 8, 2018
Get the audi wankermug. Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.
by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011
Get the Blackberry Wankermug. Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
by IrishNBA September 30, 2018
Get the Travel Wankermug. "Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."
by laura898 November 26, 2020
Get the Word Wankermug. Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.
'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'
by Chuckle Mother May 13, 2005
Get the wanker's tanmug. by badboyCHANCE October 25, 2010
Get the Briefcase Wankermug. by Bl00dy Wank3r May 3, 2018
Get the Bloody Wankermug.