a person who runs around half naked in the woods
Eric Gleacher has a big raw meat and he calls it Wallace her like to play with at night all day long when he sees gabby lamaj eric also is a certified baller and get mad because the Miami jets haven’t made it to the Super Bowl
by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023
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A Badass car guy with a Blue Ford ST........Loves his car a bit too much.....Problably would marry it if he could

Seems like a fuck boy but is really caring

Outgoing yet shy, funny yet stupid

If you know a Wallace.....Dont touch his car
Yo did you see Wallace's car man that shit crazy
by CarGuy123man September 7, 2022
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Has the biggest cheeks, loves broccoli, and they always have a friend that is a red head. He is sweet, loving, and his favorite subject is English.
I love Benjamin Wallace’s cheeks!
by Bennjs January 28, 2021
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Dylan Wallace is a big fat pedo that idols to be Chaz Phoenix. He is known for having a sister that gets pounded by a big horse cocked man who shall not be named.
Dylan Wallace is such a beast
by Queen Brodie official February 22, 2022
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a mean old lady that likes to kill innocent cats and is worse than hitler or actually is hitler who became trans
Rebecca is worse than hitler
Rebecca killed my cat

I hate Rebecca
exterminate Rebecca wallace
by imbetter than you June 8, 2019
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Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
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