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wake up selfie

When staying up late to study with someone, use this method to not fall asleep. Anytime you feel like you are going to fall asleep, take a selfie and send it to the other person. This way you both know that the other is awake. This method works especially well if the other person is an attractive member of the opposite sex, as you would be more alert when taking a selfie in this case.
Guy 1: "How did you finish studying in time for the test?"
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."
by IzaBigMan January 13, 2017
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Wake 'n' Wank

To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.
I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!
by ninjamonkeydrummer September 2, 2012
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wake up with the chickens

I gotta wake up with the chickens so Im a have to holla at you later.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005
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Wake. Bake. Steak.

The process of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a Philly cheese steak. Traditionally done in the city of Philadelphia for authenticity purposes.
"Dude yesterday morning I Wake. Bake. Steak.ed, and the only thing I remember saying in the duration of 3 hours was, whiz wit...."
by Dr. Bliss September 21, 2009
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wake n bake

waking up at 4:20 am to start baking bread and pastries
Del Sol Bakery wakes n bakes every morning.

The baker wake n bake the baguettes before sunrise.
by smellymeli March 11, 2018
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Wake N' Take

Similar to a "Wake N Bake", the act of waking up in the morning and 'taking' your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband.
The act of performing sexual intercourse as soon as you're awake.
What an awesome "Wake N' Take" Sarah!
by bazookajoe666rulesyomama November 2, 2010
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WTF Wake-up

Anytime you, a man, get hammered, black-out, and wake up half naked in a bed with several other dudes, several of which you don't even know.
"Dude, Chris Swope had a WTF Wake-up the other day"
"That's like the 3rd one for him this week..."
by Ballincat June 12, 2008
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