wags

a short form of wagamamas as the word wagamamas is so f*cking long and dead to say so your welcome

‘hey halle do u wanna go wags tomorrow?’
‘yeah sure ive been craving wags all week’

by hehewags March 2, 2019

Flag

Get the wagsmug.

WAG

Worship and Goon

He said he would go home and wag today.

by Constricter February 13, 2025

Flag

Get the WAGmug.

Little wag

Little wag is gangster two trays cross eyed doggie sidekick, and is the dog embodiment of asthma

Two trays: come on little wag let’s go

Little wag: *incoherent wheezing

by Definitely not two trays kid August 24, 2022

Flag

Get the Little wagmug.

Little wag

Two trays dog sidekick who's favorite toy is an empty plastic bottle and if were a human would 100% have asthma

He’s also two trays favorite kid

Two trays: come on little wag let’s roll out

Little wag: *excessive wheezing breath*

by Definitely not two trays kid July 24, 2022

Flag

Get the Little wagmug.

Wag Jag

The act of dancing where chest pops while moving arms and hips in a rotating motion

Oh man look at Ian "Wag Jag"!

by Jaxandbrit February 14, 2012

Flag

Get the Wag Jagmug.

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

Flag