wad up

The act of bundling toilet paper in your underwear in order to
keep them dry and clean in case you start your period or laugh so hard a little pee leaks out.

Genie was really glad she had thought to wad up before the comedy show began.

by mmarly December 29, 2007

Gay wad

Scott Gee

Look at that gay wad smoking salvia.

"bromon" - Gay Wad

by MS at crossroads July 12, 2011

Q-wad

2 dicks in the pink (pussy) and 2 dicks in the stink (ass)

Sorority girls hope that frat boys will q-wad them!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

tonsil wad

the result of throwing up in your mouth just a little.

Dude stop yer givin' me a tonsil wad"

by countryprincess February 3, 2006

Fuck Wad

The end result of coitus left in the middle of the bed. The combined fluids that remain on the sheets after sex.

After we got done humping the hell out of each other, neither one of us wanted to feel the cold fuck wad on our backs. So we both slept on our sides.
I couldn't believe the number of fuck wads my guests left on my spare bed!

by The Big Dadu September 30, 2008

Jewish Wad

A large sum of currency bundled closely togeather referring to Jews, who poses large amounts of wealth and greed and hold large bundled sums of currency closely with them at all times since capital is considered to be so dear to the Jewish faith.

1. I got a huge ass Jewish wad for selling all my drugs.

2. After a nights hard work I got a massive Jewish wad in tips.

3. Every year the United States gives Israel a fat Jewish wad in foreign aid.

by Arash Ghasemzadeh Rezaee September 27, 2006

wad bag

A small cute purse a girl would carry wads of tissues in to her Confirmation or Batmitzvah, or any life event where she's afraid she might cry.

Thank goodness I brought my wad bag to "Twilight" because I couldn't stop crying.

by darwin cook September 3, 2013