A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
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Oh my gosh you have seven siblings? Why?
Oh, I’m a Walker.
The Idaho Walker family means they have about 2000 cousins as well as a couple dozen siblings
Oh, I’m a Walker.
The Idaho Walker family means they have about 2000 cousins as well as a couple dozen siblings
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A Shadow Walker has many eclectic interests, has done many things in life, worn many different hats, travelled many different paths, and understands the needs and motivations of those on "both sides of the street". He or she tries to use a lifetime of accumulated knowledge and wisdom to address problems and help others. The Shadow Walker has high ethical values, and lets reason and logic be the guide to solving life's problems.
A Shadow Walker has many eclectic interests, has done many things in life, worn many different hats, travelled many different paths, and understands the needs and motivations of those on "both sides of the street". He or she tries to use a lifetime of accumulated knowledge and wisdom to address problems and help others. The Shadow Walker has high ethical values, and lets reason and logic be the guide to solving life's problems.
"With all the things that woman's involved in, all that she's seen and done, she really should keep a lower profile, especially on the Internet. Nowadays you can piss off anybody, even for doing good things. She should try to be more of a Shadow Walker."
by thermoworx December 18, 2011
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It's location is in the very north of germany near the village Wacken, from which the festival's name derives.
With Wacken's population of ca. 2000 people and an estimated average age of 75, the Wacken can easily be considered the village with the highest ratios of
hardcore/age,
hardcore/population and
hardcore/area.
It's location is in the very north of germany near the village Wacken, from which the festival's name derives.
With Wacken's population of ca. 2000 people and an estimated average age of 75, the Wacken can easily be considered the village with the highest ratios of
hardcore/age,
hardcore/population and
hardcore/area.
Let's go to Wacken!
by Rhllor October 18, 2008
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