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Tree Wookie

a person who would wookie in the trees during the Vietnam war
by Wooker April 21, 2021
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wookie ass

An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.
Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?

Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!
by N Barber September 18, 2014
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Wookie Kha'aked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie.

2.Running into a grenade you saw coming.
Player 1 sees Player 2, a wookie, running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1 forgets grenades are deadly and runs straight into it.
Player 2: You just got wookie kha'aked by Long Schlong Silver, how do you feel?
Player 1: |-|4X!
by The one name Bo December 14, 2008
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kush wookie

“Dude look at this kush wookie over here
-some racist
by Reecola May 23, 2018
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Wookie-Bush

An area of unkempt pubic hair that has grown haggard and bushy through neglect.
She had Wookie-Bush so bad, I lost my damn keys in her Whisker Bisquit!
by hoot rider November 4, 2017
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Wookie snatch

Wookie snatch: a hairy, large woman’s typically unfresh and unkept vagina.
I’m guessing he isn’t sticking it anywhere fresh; last I heard, Its hole of choice was Wookie Snatch.
by GggggggDdddd May 25, 2018
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Pocket Wookie

When one pulls their penis out through a zipper or hole in the pocket and and then lets out a loud Chewbacca sound on unwitting people.
John reached in his pocket to pay for a pack of gum and Pocket Wookied the cashier and ran out the door.
by Bitteraussie July 10, 2018
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