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denim wiener

for a female, when your jeans sag far enough down that you have enough space between your crotch and the crotch of your pants to fit a sizable dong and testicle set.
Me: these pants are way to big, I've got a denim wiener.

lysh: DENIM WEIN!!!!!
by man.d. May 25, 2011
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Wiener Face

Wiener face is a contagious disease. It is caught when your face is touched by someone who gropes their penis. You can become a spreader of wiener face when you don't wash your hands after you piss, giving you wiener hands.
*boy touches girls face*
Girl: Did you wash your hands?
Boy: no...
Girl: EW I HAVE WIENER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by WorriedHandWasher March 15, 2011
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hollow wiener

1. one of those gross cheese-filled hotdogs with the cheese sucked out of it.

2. a spent cartridge, a post-wad-blowing schlong.

3. a lame block-party halloween costume, or someone wearing such. these are the dudes who come to watch other, much more creative and fun-loving dudes have fun.
Captain Shag stood out amongst all of the otherwise drab costumes as a beacon of character was cast out from a sea of hollow wieners
by expectmuch November 6, 2006
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wiener melange

when the number of males present in a place far exceeds the number of females,
"wow, this club is full of men - it's a wiener melange!"
by muntedomg January 15, 2013
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wiener party

party dedicated to wieners of all shapes, sizes, colors, smells, and tastes. whether you have cheese down there or not, you're invited! so whip out your wiener and get down mutha fuckas.
dude, i was at this wiener party last night and saw so many kosher wieners.
by wienerpartyfuckyou December 16, 2011
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wiener-mouth

adj

a word used to describe an individual who performs acts of extreme wiener-mouthery
actions of a wiener-mouth can include, but are not limited to:

-having the diet of a 12 year old
-having a strange sexual attraction to Brian Wilson
-having an affinity for wieners in or around the mouth
-enjoying or being featured in the movie "human centipede"
-eating taco bell 5 or more occasions per week
-wearing chode shoes (aka fivefingers)
-being addicted to 1-900 numbers
-enjoying the consistency, but not necessarily the taste, of platypus dung
-instinctively sitting on untended eggs to ensure their viability
1. "Hey Greg, what are you eating for lunch?" "I think I'll have a fruit snack, mac'n'cheese, cocoa puff, nacho cheese sandwich with toaster strudels as the bread." "Jesus, you are a wiener-mouth"

2. "That wiener-mouth's ultimate dream would be to have Brian Wilson answer the 1-900-JIZZMEN hotline."

3. "I dont like to invite that wiener-mouth Bob out to eat. The last time he came along, the restaurant had to call the fire department to come and forcibly remove him from their refrigerator because he refused to leave the eggs in there alone."
by hairy nostril September 8, 2011
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wiener washer

Somebody who gives blowjobs. Derogatory slang for a gay male.
Me: you little wiener washer.
You: Yeah, so what.
by H0lyC0w October 5, 2009
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