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3 Axe Handles Wide

Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.
Person A: Look at the size of that man!

Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!
by BATMANCAUCASIAN June 6, 2009
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thighs wide open

The position adopted by the woman having sex in the 'missionary' position. Her knees will be drawn up and parted maximally. This will excite the man or men, and give open access to pussy. The act of spreading her thighs wide will stimulate the woman too, particularly if she is the 'come and get it' type. It is a supremely submissive, and beautiful pose.
She lay on her back on the tiny stage, thighs wide open. A straight line of creamy velvet ran from left knee to right. In the centre, in a spotlight, a red sequin triangle stretched to breaking point, concealing her undoubtedly delicious pussy.
by O'Flagherty June 12, 2012
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rebel pride nation wide

The love of the Southern heritage (whether you have it or not) all around the world for hillbillys, rednecks, hicks, country boys, etc.
The FFA has a new motto:
Rebel Pride Nation Wide!
by Simonds July 20, 2006
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three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
Her ass is three ax handles wide.
by delmarskid November 17, 2007
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dual wide

running two tv setups in a dorm/apartment room side by side
We running dual wide up in this bitch. Check out my setup..
Hey check this shit out!! He's running dual wide.
by nich guerhring October 6, 2013
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high wide and heavy

overweight, fat, obsese
Eddie's wife sure got high wide and heavy after they were married!
by Gamecocklady November 21, 2013
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World Wide Will

World Wide Will-aka www. A person by whom all search engines steadfastly rely upon for all of their facts and figures. He always has an answer for any and all questions and points of debate. There is zero doubt as to the authenticity of his interpretations. Google could not continue to survive without all of his vast amounts of knowledge to continuously update their data base.
Spanx: How do you find the hypotenuse of a triangle? Ryan: Hell I don't know. Just ask World Wide Will he'll have your solution to your problem pronto!
by Wbr549 April 4, 2019
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