What the john?

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?

by iCruncher May 25, 2022

WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019

campaign whoring

When someone noone has heard of, and/or has no political knowledge or background, runs for an election for the sole purpose of attention.

"who is this Joe James running for senate?"
"Idk, must be campaign whoring"

by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

westlake weed whore

A desperate skank in Travis Villas Westlake that whores herself out. She's loose and cheap!

Amber is a Westlake Weed Whore!

by SouthSide Vixen December 14, 2016

why is he kinda…

Used when someone wants to call somebody or something attractive but doesn’t want to say it out loud/leaves what they wanna say unfinished or open to interpretation.

Used either for dramatic effect or because someone is embarrassed about calling someone/something attractive. Can also use why is she kinda… why are they kinda… why was that kinda… etc.

Person 1: ok but why is he kinda….yknow kinda like….he’s a bit…he’s very yknow 👀 he’s kind of…

Person 2: he’s definitely very…

Person 3: very what?

Person 1&2: yknow… he’s kind of hot.

by itsjules September 7, 2021

what in the actual fuck

What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.

Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.

by Dirtprincess33 February 16, 2014

Whizzer

Someone who every mother wants at a little league game. Probably your ex-husbands ex-lover. Nobody shares his devotion to style. Also, it’s likely he was trained in karate.

As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad.

by Acttwo May 9, 2020