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wedgie

a wedgie is where a a kids underwear such as boxers, boxer briefs and briefs are lifted up and lifted up ontop of their head. note: briefs hurt the most =( WEAR BOXER BRIEFS!!!! u will not get picked on and they dont hurt in wedgies.... boxers hurt!!!!!!
Last year in 7th grade i went over my friends house. His parents left... to get some things. so it was just me and chaud.. Chaud said 'hey, u wanna fly' i said ' what do u mean' and he then pansted me.. revealing my tighty whiteys... His older brother came and and took my pants off and ran away with them. then Chaud took my tighty whiteys and lifted them up and gave me a huge flying wedgie. He then put me on a hook in his room and hung ther efor 10 minutes... I had to beg for my pants back and i was to let chaud and his bro ball tap me 2 times each to get my pants back..Chaud never told anyone and hes still my best friend and ill get revenge I was up in the air!
by psudonm April 3, 2009
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wedgie

when someone grabs the waistband of your tighty-whities and lifts up, wedging the tighty-whities in between your butcheeks
Yesterday, my friend James gave me a wedgie and lifted up off the ground a little.
by wedgie reciver July 23, 2008
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Wengerite

An individual who is a fervent fan of Arsene Wenger, and not Arsenal Football club.
Wengerite : "Arsenal were shit before Arsene joined and never won anything."

Wengerite : "Wenger invented attacking football. Wenger is Arsenal"

Wengerite : "Without Arsene Arsenal would be just another Spurs".
by N5WDK October 15, 2011
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wedgie

An awesome prank to pull on nerds, achieved by grabbing the waistband of the victim’s underwear and lifting up with all your strength. This causes the undies to go up the nerd’s butt crack. Wedgies combine embarrassment and pain, with the exposure of the underwear and potentially butt cheeks as well as the pressure on the victim’s private parts.

The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
One day I spotted this dorky guy having trouble opening his locker. I hadn’t messed with any nerds today, so I figured this was my chance. This dude had on a collared shirt tucked into high-waisted pants, and I was pretty sure I knew what kind of underwear he was wearing. I snuck behind him and grabbed the waistband - sure enough, white Hanes briefs. I yanked as hard as I could, and by the time he reacted it was too late. Everyone in the hallway was watching, and some of them started laughing. “Still in tighty-whities, huh?” I teased. The nerd begged me to let him go, but he didn’t stand a chance at escaping. I pulled harder, exposing the leg holes of his briefs. “Please stop! Owwww!” the dork whined, but I kept pulling. After lots of squealing, whimpering, and poor attempts at fighting back, I yanked his pants down, revealing his butt cheeks to the whole school. The nerd was crying by this point. To make matters worse for him, his undies had a big skidmark in the seat. I tore his shirt off so he was just in his tighty-whities, and I lifted him off the ground. That’s when the squeals got louder. What really completed the humiliation is when he cupped his hands to his crotch in a desperate attempt to hold his bladder, only to fail miserably, his undies flooding with wet, yellow piss. He’d definitely need some new Hanes. I left him on the ground, knowing that he would never forget this moment for the rest of his life. Never underestimate the power of a good wedgie.
by broncos502 March 14, 2022
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Wedgie

When someone gets pulled up by his underwear while wearing them, usually performed on geeks/nerds etc... By people who wear boxers/Jocks etc.... The victim of the wedgie is usually wearing breifs but wedgies can be performed on anybody.some variations are:hanging wedgie:when the victim of the wedgies underwear is hung. Atomic wedgie:when the underwear is pulled with such force it goes over the head.Go to wedgie nation.com for more.
When I was in college as a freshman a senior was being nice to me so I thought " phew no wedgies anyomore" but the next week when I said hi to her she turned and said "Don't take it personal, but us seniors only help you victims the first week then shep turned me around and wedgied my briefs up my butt and she yelled "Seniors we got a geek here" and they dragged me away I said "why?" and they stripped me to my briefs and hung me. Ever since wedgies has been happening to me.
by dictionarymaker February 13, 2013
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Atomic wedgie

Giving someone a wedgie, then hooking the underwear on to their head.
I was walking down stairs to the kitchen, and i saw my little sister laying on the floor watching t.v. Her pink hello kitty panties were sticking out of her pants, so I yanked them up over her head,. She screamed really loudly, so I snapped them onto her head and into her mouth to gag her, giving her an atomic wedgie. Then I tickled her until she had peed herself
by yankedpanties January 20, 2014
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squeaky clean wedgie

When a victim gets a normal wedgie then spun around and given a Melvin (frontal wedgie) pretty much flossing the underwear through the victims ass.
My "friend" gave me a squeaky clean wedgie when he finished the part in between my ass and my crotch felt like it was on fire. Then he gave it to me again and duct taped it their tied my arms and legs up and hung me by my thighty whites.
by Funnan3D March 4, 2014
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