Kyle Wagness

graphictoria man!!!!!!!!

Person 1: who's that swagalicious guy?
Person 2: Oh my god, thats Kyle Wagness!

by tacodaniel February 28, 2022

wag

What a game

Yo the Eagles game was a wag

by Theoneandonlymonkey May 10, 2025

WAG

The more SFW version of WAP that is somehow a shit ton worse.

Stands for "Wet and Gushy"

"That mac n cheese sure looks WAG"

"WHAT THE FU-"

by Oofthatsucks February 22, 2022

Wag

Used for naming gay people (what a gay)

look at maddi, wag.

by waheyy69 January 29, 2017

Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

Little wag

Two trays dog sidekick who's favorite toy is an empty plastic bottle and if were a human would 100% have asthma

He’s also two trays favorite kid

Two trays: come on little wag let’s roll out

Little wag: *excessive wheezing breath*

by Definitely not two trays kid July 24, 2022

wag

short for wagon.

It's when a girl has a well shaped, fat ass, especially compared to the rest of her body's proportions.
Usually the girls ass sticks out, pops, protrudes, arches out or perks out without them arching much or at all even.
her ass usually has some recoil too so whenever she walks and a lot of recoil when she shakes it a little, her ass jiggles, ripples and bounces.

She's got a small frame but she's got a nice wag.

by CuunCuunLips July 10, 2023