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Voluntold

Voluntold
{Voll en told} verb.

When a person volunteers the help of another person without that person actually being aware that they are even going to be helping or that the situation as a whole even exists. Usually this act of voluntolding someone is done by a parent or a spouse, but is occasionally done by best friends and siblings.

You can consider yourself to be voluntold when you find out after an arrangement is made that you are expected and will be assisting with... (insert undesirable happening here).
Voluntold
Husband ... "Sweetheart, why has Nikola sent me a message that says thanks and see you Saturday."?
Wife ... "Honey, I told Elizabeth that you would be by this weekend to help Nikola with his weedeater".
Husband ... "I didn't agree to that, sweetheart. I was going to play poker at my uncles place".
Wife ... "Well, it looks like you are going to be late to your uncle's house. Consider yourself voluntold".
by Diecktag December 12, 2021
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volunt-malum

Adjective.
The urge or desire to be the bad guy. Wishing you would be careless and bitter to all forms of life.
1. “I wish I was volunt-malum, I would no longer care for my previous lover.”

2. “David is volunt-malum, his heart is calloused with hurt and has turned to stone.”
by Julius Peter January 5, 2022
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volunt-malum

Adjective.

To wish to be a bad guy or have malicious intent.

Often brought on by the inability to let go.
1. I wish I was volunt-malum, I would then fall out of love with my past lover.

2. David is volunt-malum, his heart is callused with pain and therefore hardened to stone.
by Julius Peter January 5, 2022
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Voluntold

Usually happens when a boss informs you of a new duty. Similar to 'voluntell'.
"Hey Joe, you're being voluntold that you're staying over for a few hours on the next shift "
by CarlD01 January 6, 2022
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Volumptuos

They looked very VOLUMPTUOS
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Volumptuous

big and curvy with extra lumps and volume
That hefty burlesque dancer was volumptuous
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voluntary torture

Doing something that hurts willingly, like getting your eyebrows done.
“Istg, getting your eyebrows done is the definition of voluntary torture!”
by Linn0289 October 20, 2022
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