cockblockey

The person who blockes a cockblock

I am a cockblockey

by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003

cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.

Yuks is a cockblocking legend.

by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009

cockblock

when a man is attracted to a women then another man comes and steals the women from the other man

Randy is such a cockblock.

by Ijihg April 22, 2010

dockblock

1. Any action to block a girl from getting action.

2. Situations that stop a girl from hooking up when she wants to.

She was going to get with that dude until his girlfriend dockblocked her.

Don't invite Jeremy, he always dockblocks Alison from getting some.

by bothell September 22, 2011

the facebook cockblock

The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.

Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.

by kavorkian April 25, 2010

cockblock

It is of Itailian origin, and it is a cube, or a block, full of cock(s)

You dumb ass hoe cockblock.

by cockblock101 March 11, 2005

Cockblock

Someone who discourages the sex life of a male who wants some.

"Man, I was totally up with this girl until my girlfriend saw us. She's such a cockblock."

by Stoptheblock February 6, 2010