velvet noodle

A noodle made from velvet

look at the velvet noodle

by quagblar March 4, 2007

Red Velvet

When a guy with a full-fledged beard goes down on a girl on her period.

Dude, everything was great! Including my red velvet (squeeze, squeeze his beard)."drip, drip"

by friendsgiving December 6, 2014

velvet flower

Vagina

I love to smell the velvet flower.

by forward4 January 17, 2016

Velvet Lesbian

An emotionally pretentious person.
Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.

John is such a velvet lesbian. I have to pretend that I like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don't share his musical opinion.
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John

by butterbabez May 6, 2017

Velvet Tuberose

Any variation of gay sexual positions.

I took Cartershaw home and used every Velvet Tuberose I'd seen from my parents' porn collection!!

by JoeCoolFool March 9, 2011

Green Velvet

A mixture of weed and amu. Also known as 'silky stank' and 'smooth papa jones'. Much smoother and more relaxed than weed by itself.

'Dude im wigging out, pack the next bowl with green velvet so i can chill out a bit'

by Abentham March 17, 2013

Velvet duster

When a women has a heavy flow and is able to squirt, and you got the right spot

Dude I got the velvet duster last night

She can do the velvet duster

by Vlasak August 16, 2019