velnorp

something you say when you don't know what to say

DUDE1: dude like seriously she totally wants the d
DUDE2: velnorp

by _WHalePEnIS_ January 26, 2014

velociraptoring

A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.

"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"

by rwrecks September 10, 2015

Velociratchet

Typically an African American ratchet woman, known to steal and prowl from store to store. Always be careful and aware because they do travel in pairs. While identifying, be sure to look closely at the absurdly large hoop earrings, scent of cocoa butter, cheap clothing, and ugliness.

Steve: Hey bob I want you to stay toward the front of the store okay?
Bob: Why is that?
Steve: Velociratchets often hunt these hours on a Friday, but don't get to close now.

by Farmertone September 22, 2015

Velociratchet

A ghetto bitch who is too cheap to purchase her own merchandise, therefore swiping it. Be careful for these Velociratchets, they are known to prowl around on Fridays.

Bob: Be careful man, Velociratchets are known to prowl in these areas, most of the time in packs.
Jim: Okay I'll be careful near the front door.

by Farmertone October 4, 2015

velociraptor noises

Commonly used in Youtube comments, velociraptor noises are noises that people make when they are excited or happy.

"I'm making velociraptor noises right now."

by Snowy Sky April 20, 2017

Velociraptoid

A 3D shape that looks like a velociraptor

You might be a flat earthers, but I believe in a velociraptoidal earth

by PakeyPoo June 19, 2018

Velociraptor

An individual of either sex who enjoys sexual roleplay as a dinosaur.

Person 1: Oh yeah, watch me lay my eggs. Now you go and hunt some mid-sized mammals for us to eat while I protect the nest from opportunistic egg thieves.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.

by VeryMysteriousStranger March 12, 2019