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disgustingly sexy vultures

the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.
annie took her lazer blaster and shot a bunch of disgustingly sexy vultures at frank's head.
by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020
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Vulturing

is when a person or persons attempts to put claim on someones personal belongings or job while moving from one house to another or when a family member passes away, when the personal belongings or job are not being left behind.
Jack has already started vulturing me about my job.
by Phrogez"ribbit ribbit" September 24, 2014
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vulturize

to gorge yourself on something until it literally spurts out of your asshole.
kitchen nightwatchman: Hey fatty, don't vulturize!
fatty: Mmmhm?
kitchen nightwatchman: You're shittin all over da floor!
fatty: but I can't--nom chomp gulp--quit vulturizing!
kitchen nightwatchman: QUIT VULTURIZING THIS!!!
nightwatchman's gun: BLAM-BLAM!!
by veteransuicidebomber August 11, 2012
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vulture

A young man who is into older women.
I went on a date with a vulture last night, and he didn't even have to take viagra at the end of the night..
by vulturemommy March 23, 2021
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Vulture

A guy who circles you or shadows you at a party waiting to grab you for a dance or "come in for the kill". A vulture is usually creepy or a pervert who doesn't even ask permission to touch you befpre doing so.
*girls dancing at a party*
Friend: "watch out girl there is a vulture behind you"
Friend: OMG thanks *moves away from creepy guy standing behind her*
by Genettt March 10, 2017
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Vulture

Another word for an “opportunists”, Someone who will go after another man’s female when the opportunity presents itself.
Vulture: “drunk johnny notices mikes girl is alone”, since he doesn’t have a girl for himself he try’s to rizz her up.
by NevaTrustABih July 23, 2023
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joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up
Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen
by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017
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