velvet noodle

A noodle made from velvet

look at the velvet noodle

by quagblar March 4, 2007

Red Velvet

When a guy with a full-fledged beard goes down on a girl on her period.

Dude, everything was great! Including my red velvet (squeeze, squeeze his beard)."drip, drip"

by friendsgiving December 6, 2014

Green Velvet

A mixture of weed and amu. Also known as 'silky stank' and 'smooth papa jones'. Much smoother and more relaxed than weed by itself.

'Dude im wigging out, pack the next bowl with green velvet so i can chill out a bit'

by Abentham March 17, 2013

Velvet duster

When a women has a heavy flow and is able to squirt, and you got the right spot

Dude I got the velvet duster last night

She can do the velvet duster

by Vlasak August 16, 2019

Velvet massage

Is the the place where a person can receive great sensual massage. Provided by best therapists in London this is the best luxury experience

Let's relax and get Velvet Massage

by Velvet Massage April 12, 2016

velvet cupcake

After sexing with a girl and filling her up with your icing, going down there and eating Said icing from her

"Is that toothpaste on your mouth?"
"Nah, Susan gave me the velvet cupcake earlier"

by chincuttingcunt October 2, 2013

The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy

Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.

by The Dusty Ogre August 27, 2017