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Post beach vacation depression

Post beach vacation depression-

The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.

Symptoms include:

Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...

"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."
Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...

Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!
by KC, MFD & Big Sister T August 4, 2007
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verbation

The result of verbing.
I genocided him in StarCraft last night.

Dude, don't say that! That's a horrible verbation!
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sex vacation

–noun 1. a period of suspension of work or study, involving travel to places which make sexual activity easily available 2. any period of extended sexual recreation

cf. sexcation
We're planning a sex vacation in Thailand, where prostitution is legal and women are expected to please a man.
by Rob19864723 January 25, 2009
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variasian

a variation of different Asians together in a group
2 filo's, 3 chinese, 6 japs, 2 malaysians all in a group together

white person walks past "ohh another variasian"
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vacation brain

When you feel like you're on vacation and you actually aren't.
Dude: Brooo forget the meeting, let's go to the beach!
Colleague: You've got a serious case of vacation brain. I have to get back to work.
by chacarron March 6, 2012
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vacation dick

A dick that is larger than your every day boyfriend dick that you would like to experience only on vacation.

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I'm tired of argue With him I need some vacation dick. Girls boyfriend sex
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Vacation Boyfriend

Someone that is more fun than you’re real boyfriend that you hang out with when your real relationship is going bad, but you would never settle with.
Abe and Rhyan are nothing but vacation boyfriends for these hoes.
by norhygrets January 27, 2018
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