Diablo Valley College

Otherwise known as DVC, it is a community college situated in Pleasant Hill, CA. It's known for its curve-destroying over achieving Asian students, inability to find a parking spot after 8AM, poorly designed buildings complete with an insufficient number of restrooms and flimsy feeling floors that reverberate your foot steps, incredibly long waiting lists for classes, and proximity to In N Out Burger.

Yu-Wang: "I have a 10:00 AM Calculus 3 class this semester at Diablo Valley College."

Xien: "You better arrive at 6:30 AM if you want to find a parking spot!"

Yu-Wang: "Good idea. It will give me a chance to get 4 chapters ahead in my Calc book."

Xien: "Only 4 chapters? Enjoy your B."

by EverettR February 19, 2013

Desert Valley

Used to describe a womans cleavage when it has become wrinkled and brown from too much sun exposure.

Since moving to Florida a few years ago, Marcy has developed a serious Desert Valley.

by Velveeta72 September 25, 2010

The Valley, Oceanside

"The Valley" is an area in northern Oceanside, CA, mostly famous for its old drive-in theater. It's located between the Camp Pendleton Mountains and the hills just south of Highway 76. The Valley divided into different sections: North Valley (aka Deep Valley), Mid Valley, and the San Luis Rey Valley.

Mission Avenue, Highway 76, and the San Luis Rey bike trail mark the center of the valley.

Dude, that's area's weird. It's really nice, and really ghetto at the same time.

Yeah, that'd be The Valley, Oceanside.

by sandiegoperson September 2, 2011

Twin Valley Circle

A term for when students of Twin Valley High School students attempt to make a circle. This circle never turns out right, and like most students who attend the school, it is a major failure.

“Why does that circle look like a weird new shape? “

“It’s a Twin Valley Circle.”

by Sjsvdnwha September 13, 2018

Miramichi Valley High School

an absolute shit box of a school. where girls piss in the soap dispensers and guys steal them. girls getting pregnant like it's nothing. the teachers don't really give a f*ck about what you do but you still have the odd goody two shoes who actually follows the rules. no one wants to be there but everyone goes there. you'll probably get into a fight at the field and the teachers pretend they don't know about it. but it's still better than Jmh.

boy 1: man my school sucks

boy 2: you definitely go to Miramichi Valley high school!

by local mv student October 20, 2021

stardew valley

a "casual" and "relaxing" game.

guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT

by the average enjoyer July 8, 2022

napa valley conception

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

by Opie Post December 25, 2013