ur mum

stupid insult used by dumass stoner townies when challenged by anyone

<cool person 1>"look at that dumass townie"
<cool person 2>"yeah what a kev"
<cool people> "OI UNTZ!"
<townie> Yeah i did ur mum last night she was well fat and crap.
<cool people> oh arnt we original
<townie> aaaaha ur mum

by schmuckman January 08, 2005

Ur mom

What all “da boyzzzz “ say or to “roast people”

Person 1: Hey I Have -

Person 2: Ur mom

by iiNot_Kay April 07, 2022

ur/mum

neo pronouns of a closeted pan sexual and transgender man that may also be cringe some of they might go by mumself or mumit

example #1

“hey ur hru”
“hey it’s mums”
example #2

“i go by the pronouns ur/mum or mumself/mummit”
“oh so you like wearing furry cosplay and eat the droppings (poop) of ur dominant significant other

by factsman2629 August 17, 2021

ur face

person: today is thursday.
you: ur face is thursday
person: DONT QUESTION ME!
you: ur face is thursday and questions its self
person: ...
you: UR FACE IS A ...
person: ****
you:UR FACE IS A ****
PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...
person: im hungry
you: UR FACE IS! MUHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!

ur face is a pinaple

by jdanderson April 30, 2015

UR BAD

When some 1 has wronged you or made a mistake and you comment afterwards. In 1 context you are mocking them, in another you are just correcting them if they do not know what they have done.

Ebenezer: "Glenny drilla, y u walking into the wall like that?"

Glenroi: (No response, continues walking into wall)

Ebenezer: "Ur bad, silly guy, the ir sensors not working then?!?"

by Its_Just_MATT13 May 13, 2023

ur cuteee

the definition doesnt matter, its a lie anyways

"heyyy, ur cuteee" "what does that mean? urban dictionary wont tell me."

by GhxstAKA April 01, 2021

ur mom

1)The basis of thousands of bad jokes 2)The basis for millions of sweet comebacks

1)ur mom is so gay, she is a lesbian

2)ur mom is so gay, you masturbate to your mom masturbating about the thought of my mom being gay, while you suck her.

by ftrdrrtgh June 05, 2005