urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Urinal turner

A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in

"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"

by Gunno 2 April 19, 2018

Urine Swap

The act of urinating inside your partners vagina while she's simultaneously urinating on your penis

Jake and his girl pissed on each other's genitals last night completing a Urine Swap

by JonMang September 13, 2015

booty urinal

Woman who likes to have a smoking David pee in her butt

That chick is such a booty urinal, that midget just peed in her butt.

by Timber WHMC November 22, 2013

Urinal chicken

A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.

Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),

Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.

by foodboy96 March 8, 2018

Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013

Urinal Bread

Miscellaneous items (mainly food) that somehow ends up in the urinal.

I saw urinal bread in that bathroom. Ugh.

by Attack Helicopter556 November 28, 2021