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Urinal Standoff

When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.
Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.

Man 2: Did you win?

Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019
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Urination Vacation

A long trip to the toilet to relieve one's self.
Jerry has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and he said he was gonna take a piss. He's on a urination vacation.
by Torlo October 11, 2019
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Urinal turner

A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in
"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"
by Gunno 2 April 19, 2018
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Urinal chicken

A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.
Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),

Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
by foodboy96 March 8, 2018
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The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.
Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.
alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!
by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020
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urinal situation

1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.

2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.

3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."

person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
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