When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.
Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019
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by Torlo October 11, 2019
Get the Urination Vacation mug.A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in
"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"
by Gunno 2 April 19, 2018
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Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
by foodboy96 March 8, 2018
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Get the dutch urination mug.1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
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