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Trumpsterbation

When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That! You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area.

Biden was trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants. "Thrumsterbation"
Trumpsterbation is the act of Masterbating while being angry at Donald Trump.
by Яudis January 5, 2024
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Trumpster Fire

The Republican Party, after Donald Trump has had his way with it for eight years. It is in complete shambles…a dumpster fire.
The RNC devolved quickly into a Trumpster Fire.
by FatJimmy August 9, 2024
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Trumpster Fire

Intentionally tanking your stock so you never have to pay back investors
Pravda Social is such a Trumpster Fire.
by fuzzydize April 19, 2024
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Trumpstein

The nightmarish conflation of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, as the leader of a singularly evil cult of comic book monsters — who just happen to also enjoy fucking, abusing and threatening to kill "women who on the younger side" (AKA children) together as a perk of running their lucrative international extortion ring.
Trumpstein was last seen cowering under a gaggle of Marthas wielding pitchforks.
by Reek O'Shame July 20, 2025
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Trumpstein

A word used to refer to a criminal investigation it's data, information, documents and files. The term was created during the Trump Presidential administration in the year 2025. There was a Human exploration ring managed by a man named Jeffrey Epstein. The president at the time was Donald J Trump who happened to be good friends with the manager of the human exploration ring. Trump won his election by promising to release the files then when he became president he delayed and delayed until finally the files seemed to disappear and an announcement was made. One week the files where being reviewed and the next there where no such files I'm existence despite the many years and numerous references to the files by investigative organizations and agents. The term is an expression encompassing all these facts and see how it is normally used below.
Defined as: Release the Tumpstein Files, Now Mr President. Trumpstein expressing the odd relationship and circumstances of the disappearance or suppression of the investigative files by the President Trump on the human exploitation ring managed by Jeffrey Epstein.
by Archer Sterling August 31, 2025
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Trumpsterdump

A Trumpsterdump is a vessel human sucker who takes in all the shit lies tRump spews every time he opens his mouth and spews it forth themselves.
Trumpsterdumps do not have the capacity to determine truth from the shit they are told by Donald Trump. Trumpsterdumps severely lack critical analytic and thinking skills independently from the lies Donald Trump tells them.
by Intolerant of bullshit February 21, 2025
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Trumpsterbation

When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That, You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area, then shat your pants.
Biden was Trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants.

TRUMPSTERBATION: The ACT Of Masterbating To IMAGES Of TRUMP While YOU Rage Against TRUMP, TRUMPSTERBATION. USE Lotion as CHAFING in the CROTCH Area Is a Hazard.
When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That, You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over while having an Orgasm.

When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That, You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area, then shat your pants.
Biden was Trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants.

TRUMPSTERBATION: The ACT Of Masterbating To IMAGES Of TRUMP While YOU Rage Against TRUMP, TRUMPSTERBATION. USE Lotion as CHAFING in the CROTCH Area Is a Hazard.
by ЯudisDisasterRecovery December 8, 2025
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