trumpet

Trumpet is the coolest instrument in the world. It is usually played by people with big egos but that only provesd they know their instrument is great....

"the trumpet is the best"
"Trumpets rule"

by Trumpetcatz July 30, 2003

fuck trumpet

A whiny little bitch.

Donald Trump is a toupeed fuck trumpet.

by Blasphemos July 2, 2016

TrumpsterFuck

How President Trump just Fucked the world with his lies about the COVID-19 and is killing people world-wide.

Well we just got TrumpsterFucked.

by hugedongus April 4, 2020

Trumpetitors

Trumpetitors are Hillarys voters who compete against the human cheeto Donald Trump

The trumpetitors and I will make sure Donald Trump dies soon

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Trumpet Boy

Trumpet boy is like he worst boy you could ever meet. He breaks your heart, talks shit behind you back, and thinks he’s the shit but he isn’t. Try to stay away from a person like him.

Omg! Stop acting like Trumpet Boy!

by Taehyung is my bae June 6, 2019

kentucky trumpet

An advanced sexual practice where the male adopts a scissor position with the female and farts into her vagina

For further advanced techniques see - nasty oyster cincinnati ram-rod

David: "Things went a bit crazy with stacy last night. I filled her up with a Kentucky Trumpet!"

Matt: "Your the Boss!"

by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011

porcelain trumpet

the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.

I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.

by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011