Ma'am you don't have cancer, but I believe I've found a panus treasure. You have a salad fork lodged under your belly roll.
by Gasser August 23, 2014

Wow you look like treasure
by BumGin234 July 16, 2018

When you stick a qtip halfway in your butt and squat around the room to see what the other end picks up
by Danny-the-boi June 26, 2020

by Genetic Drift December 21, 2009

The "National Treasure" is when you nut a secret message on their back and later reveal it with a UV light.
by TheBabadookie May 27, 2022

by mephisto May 28, 2003

