The Travis White

1.) When your asshole is so wallered out from your fellow sailors and seamen due to the glory days of the Navy that you have no control over your bowel movements, having to make a pitstop to the shitter every 30-45 minutes or so. 2.) (cont.) The toxic gas seeps out of your anus without your knowledge and poisons everybody in the room.

Damn! Did you come up in here and lay The Travis White?? Nah man but I've got to take a big ole Travis White right away!

by DIRT NIRKOWITZ February 22, 2022

Travis Time

When all other teammates are ignored, and only people named Travis get revived.

Screw everyone else, it's Travis Time.

by TravisTime123 March 3, 2019

crusty travis

A term for a homeless man who hasn't bathed in days.

Man that crusty travis creeps me out. Let's run over that crusty travis.

by carebear666 August 4, 2015

travis thomas

Is when when u whisper in a girls ear right before u nut and tell her ur spider senses are tingling and then u pull and bust all over her face

I travis thomas that chick last night.

by tt412 August 28, 2016

travis decker

sex god.

i had sex with this guy last night but he was no travis decker.

by whorebagslutcunt January 10, 2009

travis tight

an extremely tight pair of pants, super close fitting outfit.

YO! where did you get those jeans? they're TRAVIS TIGHT!

by Aliee June 19, 2007

Travis keefer

A huge fat ass who wont get anywhere in life and is a total dick to everyone.

Guy 1: "whats up travis"

Travis keefer: "shut up you faggot im eating a donut"

Guy 1: "screw you, im going to go piss on your car"

by divine bluntt August 19, 2011