trafficky

sea of red lights on the nation's highway; that uneasy feeling that comes with being stuck in traffic; the nature of traffic

There's an accident on the main corridor and everything is typically trafficky.

by Douglas Willliam Mowbray October 13, 2006

Traffucked

To be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.

Dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traffucked.

by XC Jay April 11, 2008

organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

Bukkake Traffic

The line of guys that forms when they're waiting to ejaculate as a group on the face of a woman.

*Somewhere in Japan nearing 5:00 p.m.*

Japanese Jeff: Gooooosh, I can't believe the back up of bukkake traffic here.

Japanese Pierre: It's like this every day during rush hour.

by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010

sacramento traffic

RETARD CENTRAL!! Full of Non Driving Fucks

During my two mile drive through Sacramento Traffic, I avoided three crashes and hit every red light because the dumbass in front of me slows down until he sees the pretty yellow light come.

by CraZy E August 16, 2006

Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.

Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.

by shtoven December 13, 2010

traffuck

noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice

"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck."

Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"

by Traffuckfeldt October 22, 2009